#2: Chaos In The Middle East Part 2

VNN Special Report #2:

Chaos In The Middle East part 2

We interrupt the documentary The Life Of Algae to bring you this special report

“Hello. I am Erik Von Luthor, and this is a Villain News Network Special Report.”

“The United Nations World Domination committee announced moments ago their plan for how to handle the issue of special permits that would allow Super Villains to take any form of action in the Middle East as a result of the recent chaos. Committee spokesman Jacob Jaberflast said that each of the major Super Villain unions would receive one permit, and it would be their responsibility to give them to anyone they felt should have one. The only requirements were that the person chosen had to be ready to take over the country they were assigned with in 24 hours of receiving their permit or the government of the country collapsing.”

“What country each union has been giving is currently unknown. The news caused uproar from the Independent Super Villain community”

“This is a bunch of bull sh!t! Why do those f#ckers get to take over countries and we can't? Because we aren't part of a f#cking union? That's a bunch of f#cking Bull sh!t! The World Domination Committee is nothing but a bunch of f#cking @$$holes!”

“The Verbal Offender's reaction, while more colorful then most, is matched by many in the Independent Super Villain community. Will this cause more to join the various unions? 'Yes' says an expert that asked to remain anonymous but looks and sounds a lot like Steve Jobs.”

“The reaction from the Superhero community was much more reserved. Justice Brigade Chairman General Justice had this to say.”

“We have no comment at this time.”

“With the names of the permit recipients to be released by noon eastern time, we will soon learn who will be rising to power in the Middle East. Until then, I am Erik Von Luthor. Good Night”

We now return to the documentary The Life Of Algae already in progress.